H/T to our mate Grum for this email submission:

Wonder what that sign means? Rover? 

Yep, pretty sure those are called "sweetmeats":

Would you shop here?

I reckon this is the Chinese Version of "Big and Tall" which we could assume as a euphemism for "Fat and Ugly":

Lost in Translation I fear:

Satan; get thee behind me! Obviously some salubrious club for ... who knows what:

The Power of Branding?