Two brooms were hanging  in the closet and after a while they got to know  each other so  well, they decided to get  married.

One broom was, of course,  the bride broom, the other the groom  broom.

The bride broom looked  very beautiful in her white  dress.

The groom broom was  handsome and suave in his  tuxedo.

The wedding was  lovely.
After the wedding, at the  wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and  said to the  groom-broom, 'I think I am going to  have a little  broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the  groom  broom.

Are you ready for this? 

Brace yourself;

this is going  to hurt!!!!!!




'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT  TOGETHER!'
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