The other day I needed to go to the Accident & Emergency. 

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had down loaded off the Internet.

When I went into the A&E I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at DSS. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.....

The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order...

Here's the patch.  Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

H/T John The Baker