Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!
This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
|
DANGEROUS |
SAFER |
SAFEST |
ULTRA SAFE |
| What's for
dinner? | Can I help you
with dinner? | Where would you like
to go for dinner? | Here, have some wine. |
| Are you
wearing that? | You sure
look good in brown! | WOW! Look at you! | Here, have some wine |
| What are you
so worked up about? | Could we be
overreacting? | Here's my paycheck. | Here, have some wine. |
| Should you be
eating that? | You know, there are a lot of apples left. | Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that? | Here, have some wine. |
| What did you
DO all day? | I hope you didn't
over-do it today. | I've always loved you
in that robe! | Here, have some wine. |
Forward this information to all of your friends and those who might need a good laugh...
and men who need a warning.
Oh and, have some wine.
H/T John The Baker
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