Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel.
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away.
The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying
him, 'You can have him shipped home for £50,000, or you can bury him
here, in the Holy Land, for just £100.'
The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come
back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £50,000 to
ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only £100? With the money you save you could
help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the
elderly'
The British Diplomats replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that chance" !!!
H/T Four Browns
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