All true!

* Men have no opinions whatsoever on curtains.

* Men appreciate the importance of a 42-inch plasmascreen.

* Men speak in sentences. Women speak in paragraphs

.* At weddings, women cry and then drink too much. Men drink too much, and then cry.

* Men can balance an infinite amount of trash in the garbage can without ever noticing it's full.

* Women enjoy planning a wedding. Men just want to get it over with.

* A man can choose and purchase a pair of shoes in 90 seconds. Or less.

* Women can remember every outfit they wore for the past decade.

Men cannot remember what they wore yesterday without looking at the floor next to the bed

H/T Phil’s Place.