A professor at Birmingham University, England, was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ' How many people here believe in ghosts ? '
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost ?
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost ?
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost ?
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost ?
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says ' Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience. '
The Middle Eastern Muslim student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, ' So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost ? '
Ahmed replied, " Oh, heck, from way back there I thought you said Goats. "
H/T John The Baker
