One snowy winter morning Norman and his wife were listening to the
radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to
have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."
Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You
must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snowploughs can get through."
Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park..."
Then the power goes out.
Norman 's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
says, darling, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I
need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?" With the love and
understanding in his voice that all men who are married to true
blondes exhibit, Norman says...
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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