Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said:  'Paddy will you draw your bedroom

curtains before making love to your wife in the  future ?.

'Why?' Paddy asked. 'Because' said Mick 'all the street was laughing

when they saw you making love yesterday' .Paddy replied.

'Silly buggers ! - the laughs on them. I wasn't home yesterday. 

 H/T (New Player) Fayez! [Certainly NOT an Irishman!!)