MSFW does get about a bit. This gem found via Japanese site Labaq (we think written) by Baraetinyususaito. Their introduction:

洋服にポケットがついていると便利です。がっ、必要のない人もいるようです。もちろん中に入れるものにもよりますが…

...meaning approximately: (via Google Language Tools)

"Clothes and have a handy pocket. Therefore people are not necessary. Of course, is put in .... Depending on."

[youtube:-bEdIUxFwBw] What a cutey.