A  small boy was lost at a large shopping  Centre. 
He  approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've  lost my pop!' 
'The  cop asked, 'What's he  like?' 
The  little boy hesitated for a moment and then  replied, 
' Bundaberg  Rum and sheilas with big  tits.'

Thanks to Ron (The oldest gent I know)