February 14, 2009 04:32 by
Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.
A woman asks, 'What are you?'
He says, 'I'm a Fireman' ???
'But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman. 'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'
Thanks to Capt Cookie
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