Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent
his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom
faucet while she was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer. 
 
When Walt was finished, Mary asked.. 'How much for that faucet?' Walt  replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' My goodness that sure is a lot  Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had  sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. 
 
From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?' 
 
Mary replied , 'No, but I will for the faucet.' 
 
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

(Benson note: Or you might during these tough times!!)