February 13, 2009 03:18 by
This is hilarious!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen,
which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on
during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense
of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
The active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and
lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session
can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Purely natural!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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