An English couple take in a 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a tub in the bathroom. However, she use a tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to throw darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair, and told her husband about it when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself."

The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave?".

No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have any?"

Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed off her hairy muff. When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked, "Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why not?" she said. "We are both women and you've seen it all before.

""I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!!

H/T Timmsie