Dear MSFW,
I am a crack dealer in Birmingham, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in London. One of my sisters lives in Wandsworth and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Nottingham. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Parkhurst for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Derby. She is a part time 'working girl.' All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Gordon Brown?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
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