This is for our mate and fine contributor Norm Down Under who is missing the English Countryside, inclement English weather, the “snouts-in-trough” Labour Government, warm beer and Weston mates.

Photo by Eamon of the Queens Head Ramblers taken 2008 while on a ramble.

Just one small thing Norm, old chap. Don’t know how to put this, mate:

Will you f*****ing stop emailing us daily weather updates, piccies from the beach or snaps of you, Lesley and the nipper in the pool, you absolute cnut. Yes, it has been snowing, sleeting, raining, freezing, icy … grrr.