Jon and Betty met while on a singles cruise and Jon fell head over heels for her.  When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Jon was ecstatic.  He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Jon had taken Betty to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.  Jon became convinced that Betty was indeed his soul mate and true love.  Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Jon took Betty to a fine restaurant.  While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Jon said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you.  I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the nextstage.  So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut.  I play golf.  I read about golf.  I watch golf on TV.  In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.  If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"

Betty took a deep breath and responded, "Jon, that certainly won't be a problem.   I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow!  I see," Jon replied.  He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought then he added: "You know, it's probably just because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."

H/T John Warden