They say exams are getting easier!

December 31, 2009 00:44 by

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H/T Brummie Bill


Get your free Anti-Virus from Microsoft

December 30, 2009 00:50 by

Microsoft Security Essentials Ranks as Best-Performing Free Antivirus
Anti-malware testing group AV-Comparatives.org not only gave Microsoft Security Essentials a top rating for malware removal
http://lifehacker.com/5433229/microsoft-security-essentials-ranks-as-best+performing-free-antivirus


Short Story

December 30, 2009 00:36 by

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H/T John Warden


The Cop at Christmas

December 30, 2009 00:35 by

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,


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when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.


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'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

The cop looked the bike over and handed
the girl a £5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put
a reflector light on the back of it!'

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!'

The little girl looked up at the cop and said:

'Next year tell Santa;
The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!

 

 

 

H/T John Warden


Adult Riddles

December 29, 2009 23:07 by

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Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?
A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.
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Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh' and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.
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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?
A: 15 kilos.
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Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody. 
Live well, laugh hard, & love like you mean it

 

 

H/T John The Baker


Things that make you say... Oh My God!

December 29, 2009 01:20 by


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Just roll your eyes and shake your head!
And be really glad YOUR picture isn't in here

H/T John The Baker

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

December 16, 2009 22:04 by

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks..

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it!

H/T John The Baker


The best Christmas decorations are sometimes the simplest.

December 16, 2009 22:01 by

Brilliant!

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H/T John The Baker


Ferrari 458 Italia

December 16, 2009 02:03 by

The new Ferrari "458 Italia”... This is what it looks like!


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And This Is What It Does...


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Any questions?

 

 

H/T John Warden


Who Said Men Are Only Interested In What A Woman Looks Like?

December 16, 2009 01:40 by

Stories like this tug at your heartstrings. Really. They do.

Ah yes, the power of love. 
This guy (Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto) simply referred to as Doda was married to

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This woman …

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Here she is again …

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And again …

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Her name is Cibele Dorsa. She is a Brazilian swimsuit and Playboy model.

He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman.

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These two are very happily married right now.

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Some people argue that love is blind.

This story clearly shows it.

It proves that men are capable of real love.

Truly seeing the inner beauty inside a person, not basing their decisions solely on looks.

By the way. The new girl is Athina Onassis.

She's worth 2 Billion dollars.

 

 

 

H/T John The Baker