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Albert Einstein or Marilyn Monroe?

July 20, 2011 19:36 by English Guy

This is really cool! And  yes, I got up off my chair to try it! It's freaky!


You also have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer.   People may think you're crazy. But it's well worth it.


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When you look at this picture you see it's Albert Einstein..

But if you stand 15 feet away it will become Marilyn Monroe.. Now what do you think of the reliability of eyewitness testimony?

 

H/T The Bish


Space Shuttle Discovery - 360VR Images

July 18, 2011 19:04 by English Guy

Click the link to visit:

Space Shuttle Discovery - 360VR Images

 

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David Attenborough does God and Darwin

July 16, 2011 20:52 by English Guy
Evolution of the eye

2-Litre bottle is a 50 Watt Light Bulb

March 10, 2011 14:42 by English Guy
Turn a 2-Litre bottle of water into a light bulb

Fascinating


Onions

February 1, 2011 20:03 by English Guy

I have heard of a cut onion being placed in a  saucer of milk, in a newly painted room to help with the new paint smell but this is something else!

This is not a joke, but does make sense so I do not know if it is all  true.

ONIONS

In 1919 when the flu killed 40 million people, there was a Doctor who visited many farmers to see if he could help them combat the flu. Many of the farmers and their family had contracted it, and many died.

The doctor came upon one farmer, and to his surprise, everyone in the household was very healthy. When the doctor asked what the farmer was doing that was different, the wife replied that she had placed an unpeeled onion in a dish in the rooms of the home (probably only two rooms back then).

The doctor couldn't believe it and asked if he could have one of the onions and place it under the microscope.

She gave him one, and when he did this, he did find the flu virus in the onion.

It obviously absorbed the bacteria, therefore, keeping the family healthy.

Now, I heard this story from my hairdresser in AZ. She said that several years ago many of her employees were coming down with the flu and so were many of her customers. The next year she placed several bowls with onions around in her shop. To her surprise, none of her staff got sick. It must work... (And no, she is not in the onion business.)

The moral of the story is, buy some onions and place them in bowls around your home. If you work at a desk, place one or two in your office or under your desk or even on top somewhere. Try it and see what  happens. We did it last year, and we never got the flu.

If this helps you and your loved ones from getting sick, all the better. If you do get the flu, it just might be a mild case... Whatever, what have you to lose? Just a few bucks on onions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now there is a P.S. to this, for I sent it to a friend in Oregon who regularly contributes material to me on health issues. She replied with this most interesting experience about onions:

Thanks for the reminder. I don't know about the farmer's story...but I do know that I contracted pneumonia, and needless to say I was very ill...I came across an article that said to cut both ends off an onion.

Put one end on a fork, and then place the forked end into an empty jar...placing the jar next to the sick patient at night. It said the onion would be black in the morning from the germs. Sure enough, it happened just like that...the onion was a mess, and I began to feel better.

Another thing I read in the article was that onions and garlic placed around the room saved many from the black plague years ago. They have powerful antibacterial, antiseptic properties.

This is the other note:

LEFTOVER ONIONS ARE POISONOUS!

I have used an onion which has been left in the fridge. Sometimes I don't use a whole one at one time, so I save the other half for later.

Now with this info, I have changed my mind. I will buy smaller onions in the future. I had the wonderful privilege of touring Mullins Food Products, makers of mayonnaise. Mullins is huge, and is owned by 11 brothers and sisters in the Mullins family. My friend, Jeanne, is the CEO.

Questions about food poisoning came up, and I wanted to share what I learned from a chemist.

The guy who gave us our tour is named Ed. He's one of the brothers. Ed is a chemistry expert and is involved in developing most of the sauce formula. He's even developed sauce formula for McDonald's.

Keep in mind that Ed is a food chemistry whiz. During the tour, someone asked if we really needed to worry about mayonnaise. People are always worried that mayonnaise will spoil. Ed's answer will surprise you.

Ed said that all commercially-made mayo is completely safe.

"It doesn't even have to be refrigerated. No harm in refrigerating it, but it's not really necessary."

He explained that the pH in mayonnaise is set at a point that bacteria could not survive in that environment.

He then talked about the quintessential picnic, with the bowl of Potato salad sitting on the table and how everyone blames the mayonnaise when someone gets sick.

Ed says that when food poisoning is reported, the first thing the officials look for is when the 'victim' last ate ONIONS and where those onions came from (in the potato salad?).

Ed says it's not the mayonnaise (as long as it's not homemade mayo) that spoils in the outdoors. It's probably the onions, and if not the onions, it's the POTATOES.

He explained, onions are a huge magnet for bacteria, especially uncooked onions. You should never plan to keep a portion of a sliced onion. He says it's not even safe if you put it in a zip-lock bag and put it in your refrigerator.

It's already contaminated enough just by being cut open and out for a bit, that it can be a danger to you (and doubly watch out for those onions you put in your hotdogs at the baseball park!)

Ed says if you take the leftover onion and cook it like crazy you'll probably be okay, but if you slice that leftover onion and put it on your sandwich, you're asking for trouble.

Both the onions and the moist potato in a potato salad will attract and grow bacteria faster than any commercial mayonnaise will even begin to break down.

So, how's that for news? Take it for what you will. I (the author) am going to be very careful about my onions from now on. For some reason, I see a lot of credibility coming from a chemist and a company that produces millions of pounds of mayonnaise every year.

Also, dogs should never eat onions.

Their stomachs cannot metabolize onions.

Please remember it is dangerous to cut onions and try to use it to cook the next day. I t becomes highly poisonous for even a single night and creates toxic bacteria which may cause adverse stomach infections because of excess bile secretions and even food poisoning.

Please pass this on to all you love and care about.

H/T John Warden


Disclaimer: does not make you a love goddess

November 12, 2010 19:58 by English Guy

Disclaimer (legal stuff but worth a read)

Karmasheetra and the Karmasheetra / 'Get Your Sheet On' images / design are copyright 2003©

The owners and distributors of the Karmasheetra cannot be held responsible for death, injury, groin strain, chafed front-bottoms or any other misfortune related either directly or indirectly through the use of the Karmasheetra. The Karmasheetra is an adult novelty item and as such does not claim to enhance your sex lives or make you into some kind of love goddess or stud muffin'. 

The owners and distributors of the Karmasheetra encourage the practice safe sex. In fact using your Karmasheetra in areas that could cause injury isn't big or clever. Money will only be returned to customers due to faulty workmanship of their Karmasheetra. We will not refund your money due to your own personal lame technique or lack of sexual partners.

Guessed the product yet …

Buy one here.

H/T Dizzy.


Irish Interview that didn’t get airtime

November 5, 2010 17:41 by English Guy

TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND

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The interview was as follows:


The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ...............

"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... And only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

The programme was never aired…..

H/T His Eminence The Bishop


Ouvrir une bouteille de vin

June 17, 2010 15:49 by English Guy

How to open a bottle of wine with your shoe! A great party trick.

This one is in French: Ouvrir une bouteille de vin avec un mur ou votre chaussure.


Dangerous Foods

June 12, 2010 20:46 by English Guy

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in London.  "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

'Wedding Cake.'

H/T John The Baker


The Girls of Google Street View

June 10, 2010 13:48 by English Guy

Whoever put this together must have been a real fan of Google Street View.

 

 

Thanks Steady Reddy


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