A professor at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly .

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,

Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably playing golf with his mates.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........

H/T John The Baker

THE LADY IS GETTING READY TO ENTER!!
This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston  

Now that you've seen the outside view,
take a look at the inside view...

It's made entirely of one-way glass! 
No one can see you from the outside, but when 
you are inside it's like sitting in a clear 
glass box! 
Now would you... COULD YOU....???

H/T Brummie Bill

More info at Geeks are Sexy. Fascinating. Think of the patience required.

Compare and Contrast:

Pythagoras - His theorem used                  24 words

The Lords Prayer                                      66 words

Archimedes Principle                                67 words

The Ten Commandments                        179 words

The above were all world-changing events.

But our new EU Directive for the sale of cabbages, (yes my friends, bloody cabbages!!) amounts to, wait for it, twenty six thousand, two hundred and fifty three words. 26,253!

Via Engadget.

Dang – that’s real clever. More piccies here.

For years Doctors and scientists have told us that some foods are good for us  only to be told later that they are bad for us.  Again they tell us that some foods are bad for us, and all the time they've been good for us and there doesn't seem to be much proof either way to suggest what is good or bad ............ until now that is.

Garlic is definitely BAD for us

"You Are, What You Eat" as proven by the following photo:

H/T John The Baker

More chance of breaking your neck, I reckon.

Available for about $11.00 here. Brilliant concept for Store Owners and Shopkeepers. The clock is set 15 minutes forward, so you’re never late!