WISHING YOU - IN YOUR BUSY

LIFESTYLE SOME TIME FOR RELAXATION

& REFLECTION ..

GOOD SLEEP

GOOD HEALTH WITH EXERCISE

SOMEONE TO DANCE WITH

A BIT OF ADVENTURE

GOOD LOOKS

BUT MOST OF ALL ..

I WISH YOU

LOTS OF BEAR HUGS .

AND THE BLISS OF REAL LOVE

MANY BLESSINGS COME YOUR WAY TODAY:

MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE LOVE TO SHARE

HEALTH TO SPARE

AND FRIENDS THAT CARE

BUT WATCH OUT FOR THOSE BLOODY PENGUINS

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE DOING THIS TO SOMEONE?

NOW PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERY PERSON

YOU CONSIDER A FRIEND!

H/T John The Baker

These are really great... and the captions are perfect.

Someone did a great job on this.

These photos were taken in  Beijing  at the Panda Reserve.

Look deep into my eyes... you are feeling sleepy... 

Forgive me Father for I have sinned... 

Kung Fu Panda...bring it on 

On the count of three, lift! 

Does my butt look big on this log? 

Hiding in plain sight.

Peek a boo! 

HELP!! 

me sleepy..... zzzzzz

Wasn't me, I didn't steal this bamboo shoot, it was just sitting here! 

Panda aerobics...and 1 and lift! 

Please, sir, may I have some more? (Oliver Panda)

stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it

But I like chocolate better.

What do you people do all day in there?

I'd like some alone time please.

Naughty Panda, time out corner. 

Panda Tai Chi 

Romeo oh Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

H/T John The Baker

Whose side are you on? Will the little guy get away?

H/T His Eminence the Bishop

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.

The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

H/T John Warden

CURTAIN RODS---PRICELESS

He spent the first day packing his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.

On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When he had finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

He then cleaned up the kitchen and left... When the wife returned with her new boyfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!!!

People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. 

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-husband called the lady and asked how things were going.

She told him the saga of the rotting house. He listened politely and said that he missed his old home terribly and would be willing to reduce his divorce settlement in exchange for getting his house back.

Knowing her ex-husband had no idea how bad the smell was, she agreed on a price that was about 1/10 th of what the house had been worth, but only if he were to sign the papers that very day.

He agreed and within the hour her lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the lady and her boyfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.....

And to spite the ex-husband, they even took the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

A man who lives at Lake Conroe (50 miles north of Houston ) saw a ball bouncing around strangely on the surface of the lake and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flat-head catfish that had apparently tried to eat a basketball, which then became stuck in its mouth. The fish was almost exhausted from trying to dive.. It was unable to, because the buoyancy of the ball would always bring him back up to the surface.

The man tried unsuccessfully to simply take the ball out. So, his wife cut the ball in order to deflate the ball to release the hungry catfish. You probably wouldn't have believed this story, if you could not see the following pictures:

Be kinder than necessary because everyone bites off more than they can chew sometime in life.....

H/T Steve

On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Dublin were
listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so
the snowploughs can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snowploughs can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."

Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a
worried look on her face she said, " I don't know what to do. Which side of
the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the ******
car in the garage this time."

H/T John The Baker

H/T Norm Down Under

(TRY AND TELL THIS JOKE WHEN YOU'VE HAD A FEW DRINKS  ..... )

A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says,
'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings '

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully,
'We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings ..'

The bear, very angry now, says,
'If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.'

The bartender says,
'Sorry, we don't serve beer to Belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings '

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states,
'Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.'

The bear looks at him quizzically and says,
'I'm not on drugs.'

(You're gonna love me for this...)

The bartender says,

'You are now.

That was a barbitchyouate.'

H/T His Eminence The Bishop