H/T John Warden

Bad, bad, naughty teacher. Wish mine was like this!

Disclaimer (legal stuff but worth a read)

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The owners and distributors of the Karmasheetra cannot be held responsible for death, injury, groin strain, chafed front-bottoms or any other misfortune related either directly or indirectly through the use of the Karmasheetra. The Karmasheetra is an adult novelty item and as such does not claim to enhance your sex lives or make you into some kind of love goddess or stud muffin'. 

The owners and distributors of the Karmasheetra encourage the practice safe sex. In fact using your Karmasheetra in areas that could cause injury isn't big or clever. Money will only be returned to customers due to faulty workmanship of their Karmasheetra. We will not refund your money due to your own personal lame technique or lack of sexual partners.

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H/T Dizzy.

A pilot at low level has lost control of his craft.

It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the airshow and slams into four buildings.

One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.

--
to be sure, to be sure …

H/T John the Baker

A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other..

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes. 

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.  Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.'

'No madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 3.30.

H/T John The Baker

Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. 
That's why it's so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied.
If it weren't for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young
Lady probably wouldn't get a second look from most guys.


THEN AGAIN, I'VE BEEN WRONG BEFORE…………..

H/Y John The Baker

Tough Choices, But Don't Worry - The Solution Is On The Bottom Of The Page.

Which Do You Prefer?

Hard To Choose ????

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H/T Brummie Bill

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much...

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest tits.

Men are like that, you know.

And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

H/T John The Baker

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a ship in distress
with passengers jumping into the water.

"Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam
to the ship.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins
showing."

And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our
fins showing."

And they did.

"Now we eat everybody."

And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat
them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit
inside!"

H/T John The Baker

H/T American Doc