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Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Ahyan wrote his name on his island for Google Maps

July 21, 2011 13:36 by English Guy

I wonder if this Arab Sheik knows that his name is upside down?

Link: Al Fuţaysī - دولة الإمارات العربيّة المتّحدة - Google Maps

Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Ahyan


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Angry Birds on Chrome

July 20, 2011 20:59 by English Guy

Mind if I leave this here …

Angry Birds is available for Chrome Browsers (but works on others).

angrybirds

Angry Birds Chrome


Yeoman Warden At Tower Of London, Part II Of Four

March 18, 2011 15:33 by English Guy

Worth a listen – a right character!

Yeoman Warden At Tower Of London, Part II Of Four

H/T The Bish


2-Litre bottle is a 50 Watt Light Bulb

March 10, 2011 14:42 by English Guy
Turn a 2-Litre bottle of water into a light bulb

Fascinating


Learning down on the Farm

March 9, 2011 21:18 by English Guy

ATT0000711

 

H/T John Warden


Bad Teacher with Cameron Diaz

February 24, 2011 21:18 by English Guy

Bad, bad, naughty teacher. Wish mine was like this!

 

NSFW–some spicy “direct” language. Contains sexual references.

Three Jerusalem's

February 10, 2011 01:11 by English Guy

First one’s a bit of Cum-by-yar moment – please forgive.

Something different …

The one you’ll recognize:


Delta Goodrem - Believe Again

February 3, 2011 04:02 by English Guy

Works for me…


Give him wood! (Ann Summers Valentine’s Day Gift

February 2, 2011 02:59 by English Guy

Yeah! I’m hoping.


New Words for Common Phrases

February 1, 2011 20:07 by English Guy

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words.

The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. ( that one got extra credit)
9. Karmageddon (n): It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

 

 

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