You know. I'm not sure these really work for me. Sure, some of the poses seem OK, sort of natural enough, but when they're a contortionist nightmare, I start to look away. But hey, ho, it takes all sorts to make the world go-around.

H/T Huw

The Rodeo Position 

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions. One said, 'I think I enjoy the rodeo position best.'

'I don't think I have ever heard of that one,' said the other cowboy. 'What is it ?'

'Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear; 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.  Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.' 

Some excellent stuff today over at Bits and Pieces. Click here to visit. Highly recommended!

Via.

Honest. I bought the family one. Never again.

Maxi Cane found these, and contributes an excellent diatribe against their introduction!

MSFW fans prefer the ones on the left.

Born Rich are leading the economic recovery recommending the following diamond studded device. This is callled the "little-steel-tonight" (buy here) they claim more durable, silent and ... waterproof. It is also endorsed by Dave Stewart's (Eurythmics) song "Let's do it again".

Have you guessed what it is yet? Do the tags Health, NSFW and Techy & Gadgets help? Get one here.

Via Miss Cellania: (really worth a visit)

A game idea to entertain your Holiday visitors!

Saw this at Design You Trust. A new brand/packaging of condom from Sundhed. Really simple message delivered cleverly.

It's true: Evidence here. Send your wife or girlfriend this link.

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.   

Men who read this are probably

still busy checking their thumbs 

Thanks to Hertfordshire Lad