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Bad, bad, naughty teacher. Wish mine was like this!

Disclaimer (legal stuff but worth a read)

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The owners and distributors of the Karmasheetra cannot be held responsible for death, injury, groin strain, chafed front-bottoms or any other misfortune related either directly or indirectly through the use of the Karmasheetra. The Karmasheetra is an adult novelty item and as such does not claim to enhance your sex lives or make you into some kind of love goddess or stud muffin'. 

The owners and distributors of the Karmasheetra encourage the practice safe sex. In fact using your Karmasheetra in areas that could cause injury isn't big or clever. Money will only be returned to customers due to faulty workmanship of their Karmasheetra. We will not refund your money due to your own personal lame technique or lack of sexual partners.

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H/T Dizzy.

TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ...............

"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... And only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

The programme was never aired…..

H/T His Eminence The Bishop

Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. 
That's why it's so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied.
If it weren't for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young
Lady probably wouldn't get a second look from most guys.


THEN AGAIN, I'VE BEEN WRONG BEFORE…………..

H/Y John The Baker

H/T His Eminence The Bishop

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and fart

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don't have time.

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . .. A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. 
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

H/T John The Baker

Early experiences that convinced the male to wear clothes

H/T Your Worship

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in London.  "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

'Wedding Cake.'

H/T John The Baker