Until they go up in smoke. Saw a few (not burning variety) last week.

I hope you get the phrasing here.

Can you guess what it is yet?

Click here for more news, pricing and … no demonstration. Going green has never been so sexy!

Removed the piccy from the The Lone Voice.Pop over and have a looksee. Although I couldn’t say better myself. You can generate your own Tory Logo such as my little effort below at http://www.mporcheron.com/torylogo/

Hat tip to Guido for giving us the link to this new site where you can tailor your own Sorry Email from Gordon! You can even customize some of the responses depending upon how responsible you find Gordon for the state of our finances.

I’ve just got mine! I had to share it.

Great fun!

Get your email here or why not send one to a Labour friend or two!

A  small boy was lost at a large shopping  Centre. 
He  approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've  lost my pop!' 
'The  cop asked, 'What's he  like?' 
The  little boy hesitated for a moment and then  replied, 
' Bundaberg  Rum and sheilas with big  tits.'

Thanks to Ron (The oldest gent I know)

This might seem a bit geeky but if you’re into photographic art you may know something about Tilt-shifting.

Tilt-Shift miniature faking is a creative technique whereby a photograph of a life-size location or object is manipulated to give an optical illusion of a photograph of a miniature scale model. There’s some neat examples here.

Via AttuWorld Nederland I found this TiltShiftMaker site that allows you  to upload an image or select a web-photo and then customize your own tilt-shift of your photo. This is a quicky I tried:

Amsterdam Canal : Original Left, Tilt-Shift on the right. Cool eh.

Try yours here.

Spotted this neat generator where you can pose "Millionaire Questions". Hope you like my choice.

I shall admit the real and only candidate was Twat McBrown, but you can see how useful this resource can be.

The site is in French. Click the red button labelled "Remis cette image" and enter your question and four responses, tick the agreement and away you go. Great fun.

In addition to communicating with the local air traffic control facility, aircraft are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' that they will be transiting Iranian airspace.

This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination.

I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai .

It's too good not to pass along. The conversation went something like this...

Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!' 

Aircraft: 'This is a United States FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up!' 

Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence) 

Thanks to Capt Cookie

H/T Twiglet

...but you wouldn't want to eat a whole one!!

H/T Twiglet