Marine Corp Pilot

December 16, 2008 10:19 by Benson

 

In addition to communicating with the local air traffic control facility, aircraft are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' that they will be transiting Iranian airspace.

This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination.

I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai .

It's too good not to pass along. The conversation went something like this...

Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!' 

Aircraft: 'This is a United States FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up!' 

Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence) 

Thanks to Capt Cookie

 



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We are not alone...are we???

December 1, 2008 11:51 by Benson


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Chidren are lovely

November 14, 2008 16:19 by Benson

 

 

 

...but you wouldn't want to eat a whole one!!

 

H/T Twiglet



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Crack in my windscreen!!

November 10, 2008 16:17 by Benson

I'm driving along on the motorway
at 70 miles an hour
 

minding my own business,
when outta nowhere there's
this big crack in my windscreen!!


I swerved right,
and then left,

and it was still right there!!

  

 

 

 

What a sight????????????

 

Thanks BJR..............



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The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator

June 20, 2008 21:33 by English Guy

Found this really curious Euphemism Generator which spits out strange, almost profound expressions.

This was just five that it generated (hit refresh):

He spent every lunch hour at home,
bludgeoning the short wax snake.

I couldn't believe my luck as she started
shaking hands with the pocket pop star.

She seemed like a shy girl when they met,
but a few drinks later, they were slapping the watermelon.

They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
eating the sloppy milkshake.

He normally shut his eyes while
spending the mule.

Try it yourself here

 



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