Disclaimer (legal stuff but worth a read)

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The owners and distributors of the Karmasheetra cannot be held responsible for death, injury, groin strain, chafed front-bottoms or any other misfortune related either directly or indirectly through the use of the Karmasheetra. The Karmasheetra is an adult novelty item and as such does not claim to enhance your sex lives or make you into some kind of love goddess or stud muffin'. 

The owners and distributors of the Karmasheetra encourage the practice safe sex. In fact using your Karmasheetra in areas that could cause injury isn't big or clever. Money will only be returned to customers due to faulty workmanship of their Karmasheetra. We will not refund your money due to your own personal lame technique or lack of sexual partners.

Guessed the product yet …

Buy one here.

H/T Dizzy.

All together now......................................"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww""

The extraordinary  scene was captured by photography 
student  Casey Gutteridge at the Santago Rare Leopard  
Project in Hertfordshire.

The  19-year-old, from Potters Bar, Hertfordshire,  who was 
photographing the leopard for a  course project, was 
astounded by the mouse's  behaviour.

He said: 'I have no idea  where the mouse came from - he just 
appeared  in the enclosure after the keeper had dropped in  the 
meat for the leopard.

'He didn't  take any notice of the leopard, just went  straight 
over to the meat and started  feeding himself.

'But the leopard was  pretty surprised - she bent down and 
sniffed  the mouse and flinched a bit like she was  scared. 
'In the meantime the mouse just  carried on eating like nothing 
had  happened..

But even a gentle  shove does not deter the little creature  
from getting his fill...

'It was  amazing, even the keeper who had thrown the meat  
into the enclosure was shocked - he said  he'd never seen 
anything like it before.'  
Project owner Jackie James added: 'It  was so funny to see - 
Sheena batted the  mouse a couple of times to try to get it away  
from her food.

'But the determined  little thing took no notice and just carried  on.' 
Sheena was brought in to the Santago  Rare Leopard Project 
from a UK zoo when she  was just four months old.

She is one of  14 big cats in the private collection started by  
Jackie 's late husband Peter in 1989.  
The African Leopard can be found in the  continent's forests, 
grasslands, savannas,  and rainforests.

....so the mouse  continued to eat the leopard's lunch and
show the leopard who was the boss. 

Just proves no one can push you around  without your  permission.

H/T John the Baker

Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. 
That's why it's so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied.
If it weren't for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young
Lady probably wouldn't get a second look from most guys.


THEN AGAIN, I'VE BEEN WRONG BEFORE…………..

H/Y John The Baker

What causes the most automobile accidents?????
  ( read right to the very end)

NOT  CELL PHONES...

NOR THE  RADIO...

NOR THE GPS  MONITOR...

NOT  TALKING...

NOT  TEXTING...

NOR WATCHING A CAR  VIDEO...

NOR CHANGING  CD's...

THE MOST FREQUENT CAUSES OF  TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS ARE:

You guessed it-  inappropriate footwear!

A Aussie walks into a  pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. 

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'

The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

H/T His Eminence The Bishop

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square .

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

SLIM

TALL

38D BREAST

24" WAIST and

34" HIPS

H/T John Warden

Whoever put this together must have been a real fan of Google Street View.

Thanks Steady Reddy

Of course, we’re only looking at this from a scientific perspective.

Thanks DocInAmerica.

Just across Germany's northern-most border with Denmark you'll find an incredible superstore called Fleggaard.  There, you can buy everything you need - tubs of gummi bears, cases of wine, industrial strength dishwashing soap - at prices 30% cheaper than you'll find in Denmark.  It is Denmark's Costco, packaged as a German loophole.

The 100+ women do stunts in the air - while free-falling - holding hands to spell out   "Half-off on Dishwasher soap at Fleggaard."   You'd be hard-pressed to find a man in Denmark who hasn't seen  and fallen in love with this commercial.  Big surprise!  It was geared strictly to men.

Here is a link to simply the best advertisement ever made.  
http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf

You might be best advised to click the above link from home. This is probably NSFW!

H/T John The Baker

WORLD'S LARGEST INDOOR SWIMMING POOL

World  Water   Park .. Edmonton ,  Alberta ,  Canada ...5 Acres

WORLD'S LARGEST OFFICE COMPLEX..... ... CHICAGO

Chicago Merchandise Mart...  Illinois ,  USA

WORLD'S LARGEST SHOPPING MALL

South China Mall, Dongguan ,  China ..
892,000 square meters  Shops on 6 floors
WORLD'S WIDEST BRIDGE...... ...   AUSTRALIA  

Sydney harbor bridge, Australia ....8 lanes of car
Traffic..... WORLD'S LONGEST BRIDGE...... .. CHINA

Donghai Bridge, China...32.5 kilometers
WORLD'S BIGGEST PASSENGER SHIP

MS Freedom of the Seas...4300 passenger capacity Inside
WORLD'S BIGGEST PLANE.....AIRBUS

Airbus A380.......555 Passengers

WORLD'S BIGGEST BUS

Neoplan Jumbo-cruiser. ..2 in 1 bus...double deck bus..
170 passenger capacity
WORLD'S HIGHEST STATUE...... ..... BRAZIL

CHRIST THE REDEEMER STATUE..... RIO.D.J , BRAZIL     
WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING.... . DUBAI

Burj Dubai....... 900 meters high. 
WORLD'S LARGEST PALACE...  ROMANIA.  

Palace of the Parliament.. ... Bucharest ,  Romania ..
more than 500 bedrooms, 55 kitchens, 120 sitting rooms

WORLD'S BIGGEST STADIUM..... ... BRAZIL

MARACANA STADIUM..... . RIO  D.J.   BRAZIL 
CAPACITY.... .199,000

WORLD'S COSTLIEST STADIUM..... . ENGLAND

New WEMBLEY STADIUM,  London ...
90,000 capacity. Cost...$1.6 billion

WORLD'S MOST COMPLEX INTER-CHANGE. . HOUSTON ,  TEXAS

Interstate 10 Highways Interchange. .. Houston , Texas  

WORLD'S BIGGEST EXCAVATOR

Built by KRUPP of  Germany ...45,500 tons...
95 meters high...215 meters long.
WORLD'S LARGEST MOSQUE...  PAKISTAN

Shah Feisal mosque..... Islamabad .... Pakistan   
Inside hall capacity...35, 000 outside overflow capacity..150, 000
WORLD'S LARGEST HOTEL... LAS VEGAS

MGM Grand Hotel... Las Vegas ...6,276 rooms

WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE HOTEL...  DUBAI , U.A.E

Burj Al Arab Hotel,  Dubai ...only 7 Star Hotel in the World
Cheapest room..$1,000 per night...Royal Suite...$28, 000 per night
WORLD'S  Largest   CHURCH   BUILDING ...  NIGERIA   

Winners` Chapel...... .Canaanland ..  Otta........   Nigeria   
Inside Sitting Capacity.... ..50,000
Outside Overflow Capacity.... .250,000
WORLD'S BIGGEST ROMAN-CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL... IVORY-COAST


WORLD'S BIGGEST BULLSHIT ARTIST (Kevin Rudd)