40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got

40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Gyppos. Go out and tell them to

choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just

the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.

'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the f***ing gates'.

H/T School Maam Pat