Brain of Britain (Part Two) - they really do walk among us! This is more of that neat collection of really, really stupid answers to sometimes easy questions. Great fun! Hat/Tip to His Eminence The Bishop for the laughs.

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)

James O'Brien:     How many kings of England have been called Henry?

Contestant:     Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER ... Three?

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL )

Chris Searle:     In which European country isMount Etna?

Caller:     Japan.

Chris Searle:     I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.

Caller:     Er ..... Mexico ?

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE )

Paul Wappat:     How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israellast?

Contestant (long pause):     Fourteen days.

DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)

Daryl Denham:     In which country would you spend shekels?

Contestant:     Holland?

Daryl Denham:     Try the next letter of the alphabet.

Contestant:     Iceland? Ireland ?

Daryl Denham: (helpfully)     It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?

Contestant:     No.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)

Phil Wood:     What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

Contestant:     Er. ... ..

Phil Wood:     It's got two syllables . . . Kor .

Contestant:     Blimey?

Phil Wood:     Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . ..

Contestant:     (Silence)

Phil Wood:     OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .

Contestant:     Walked?

THE VAULT

Melanie Sykes:     What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?

Contestant:     Nostalgia.

LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)

Presenter:     What religion was Guy Fawkes?

Contestant:     Jewish.

Presenter:     That's close enough.

STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)

Wright:     Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?

Contestant:   Jesus

See the rest of this collection here.

Thanks again to His Eminence The Bishop