Hard to believe that these are drawn on a FLAT sidewalk surface.

Street Artist's.....newest creations
Edgar Mueller Super Artist

Great Crevase Edgar Mueller.  Hard work: Together with up to five assistants, Mueller painted all day long from sunrise to sunset. 

The picture appeared on the East Pier in Dun Laoghaire , Ireland , as part of the town's Festival of World Cultures.


He spent five days, working 12 hours a day, to create the 250 square metre image of the crevasse, which, viewed from the correct angle, appears to be 3D. He then persuaded passers-by to complete the illusion by pretending the gaping hole was real.

'I wanted to play with positives and negatives to encourage people to think twice about everything they see,' he said.  'It was a very scary scene, but when people saw it they had great fun playing on it and pretending to fall into the earth.  'I like to think that later, when they returned home, they might reflect more on what a frightening scenario it was and say, "Wow, that was actually pretty scary."

Mueller, who has previously painted a giant waterfall in Canada , said he was inspired by the British 'Pavement Picasso' Julian Beever, whose dramatic but more gentle 3D street images have featured in the Daily Mail.
This guy is amazing no matter how you look at it!

H/T John Warden

OK, so maybe they should have been out catching some criminals, but what harm is a little fun. I would have called it equipment testing, not really playing in the snow.

My Re simay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. 
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. 
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. 
I no my spelling is not too good.
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely. 
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. 
Sinseerly,
Tiffanny 
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short 
I sent a recint picktur of me.

MostlySafeForWork's response:...

Dear Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. 
You start on Monday.

Yours sincerely,

English Guy
Editor
MostlySafeForWork.com

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'

'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
'What about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'

'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers.'

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'

'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi...............
'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.'

H/T John Warden

Stories like this tug at your heartstrings. Really. They do.

Ah yes, the power of love. 
This guy (Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto) simply referred to as Doda was married to

This woman …

Here she is again …

And again …

Her name is Cibele Dorsa. She is a Brazilian swimsuit and Playboy model.

He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman.

These two are very happily married right now.

Some people argue that love is blind.

This story clearly shows it.

It proves that men are capable of real love.

Truly seeing the inner beauty inside a person, not basing their decisions solely on looks.

By the way. The new girl is Athina Onassis.

She's worth 2 Billion dollars.

H/T John The Baker

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the  United States  Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in  Afghanistan  and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in  Afghanistan  to be over by Friday.

Gotta say this is an inspired piece of lateral thinking for a DHL Billboard. We like clever thinking like that.