Whatever next?

Via BornRich. Currently unavailable from here. Look expensive to me.

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Stories like this tug at your heartstrings. Really. They do.

Ah yes, the power of love. 
This guy (Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto) simply referred to as Doda was married to

This woman …

Here she is again …

And again …

Her name is Cibele Dorsa. She is a Brazilian swimsuit and Playboy model.

He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman.

These two are very happily married right now.

Some people argue that love is blind.

This story clearly shows it.

It proves that men are capable of real love.

Truly seeing the inner beauty inside a person, not basing their decisions solely on looks.

By the way. The new girl is Athina Onassis.

She's worth 2 Billion dollars.

H/T John The Baker

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the  United States  Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in  Afghanistan  and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in  Afghanistan  to be over by Friday.

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a
little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her
by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter
her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch. 
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' 
The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the
front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist
leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: 

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

H/T Steve

You would think it was such a simple question. Depends on your own gender perspective. This will keep you guessing.

Via Ad Freak.

Fascinating.

Spotted by John Warden

Having already voted No to the EU Constitution Lisbon Treaty, Ireland gets to vote a second time next week, 2nd October 2009. Fingers crossed for another No vote.

Picture spotted at A Tangled Web.