December 1, 2008 18:01 by
Benson
Dear Benson,
Antigua very good and very hot. Hope you like the snap of me
(Look for the arrow) and the child bride swimming in the balmy waters.
Office admin note: Please turn the thermostat in the office down
to minimum and wear the lovely roll neck sweater I bought you
from the Oxfam shop (The one I’ve never seen you wear before) 3 yearsago. We need to cut back in this economic crisis.
Bye for now…I’ll have a Rum for you.
English Guy and Child Bride
Comment from Benson.........Tight GIT!!!
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December 1, 2008 17:00 by
Benson
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December 1, 2008 15:54 by
Benson
The guy on the right is a hero
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Inner Strength
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,(this is a tough one)
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without adult beverages,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs...
.. .then you are probably The Family Dog!
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December 1, 2008 11:53 by
Benson
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December 1, 2008 11:51 by
Benson
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While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you ---you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your penis.'
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'
The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes.... Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease.'
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!'
Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.
'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!' |
H/T John Warden
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November 30, 2008 11:45 by
Benson
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